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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.