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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.