Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.