Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.