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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.