How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.