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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.