Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.