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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!