Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.