Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!