Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.