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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!