Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Just a few klicks away.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!