Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!