Army Jokes

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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General Jokes More General Jokes

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Mexican Army Jokes More Mexican Army Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Greek Army Jokes More Greek Army Jokes

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Cud Jokes More Cud Jokes

What do you call explosive cow vomit?

A cud missle!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Army Jokes

What do you call a farmer in the army?

I Love Pizza & You

Where does the king keep his armies?

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

What do you call an army of corn?

What do you call an army of toddlers?

What do you call saplings in the army?

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

Where do ants keep their armies?

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Where does the army keep fish?

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

How far away is the US Army's website?

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Why did King Kong join the army?

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

Why did the carpenter join the army?

What do you call a dentist in the army?

What military branch has the largest biceps?

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

Love

Why did the pig join the Army?

Where do kings keep there armies?

Where does a shoulder work?

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

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Where do generals keep their armies?

Where did the general put his armies?

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

What is the motto of the French navy?

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

What is the Greek Army's motto?

What's the motto of the Greek army?

What do you call explosive cow vomit?

Wheree did the king keep his armies?