E.I. G.I Joe.
In his sleevies!
General Wellbeing
The Musket - ears
Infantry.
The infantry
Tanks for the memories"!
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
General Knowledge
In their sleevies
Because they don't want a man lost!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
In a tank.
Just a few klicks away.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
To learn about gorilla warfare.
An army of Hun-dread.
They both wear stripes!
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
You've got no beef soldier!
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
A drill sergeant!
The Army.
An army.
A navy infantry cavalry
He heard the food was a mess.
In their sleevies.
In the army.
For his armies
Kernel.
In his sleevies.
In his SLEEVIES!!!
In his sleevies! tee hee
With a crowbar.
A crowbar!
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
A noble gas.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Nativities.
U2
The hard-wear store
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Jack Danimals!
A toddler can count past two...
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
