Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies