Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.