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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.