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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee