Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.