Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!