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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels