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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.