What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.