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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.