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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.