What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.