What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.