What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.