What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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A religious movement!