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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.