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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.