What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it