What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)