What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.