Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.