Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.