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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette