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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).