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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.