Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.