A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
An under cover cop.
Because he never sleeps in much!
Bed
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
Green night
Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
To stay under cover.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
A Freudian slip.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Wait, I can explain everything!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Because it's always in bed.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
By the "M" on his pajamas.
Sleep in the wardrobe!
At night, because two feet are added to it.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Because they never get off their beds.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
To draw the curtains!
To see how long he slept.
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
A horse!
Sleep on the sofa.
Bed you can't guess who I am!
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
To see how long she slept.
Your calves.
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
He was undercover *!*
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Because he was an undercover cop
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
Bed buglars.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Muenster.
Run!
Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
When your nose touches the ceiling!
Because he is lying.
He has a big E on his pajamas.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Stripey pyjamas!
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
She wanted to see how long she slept.
He wrote sheet music.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Space Jammies!
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
So you could hit the sack.
To feed her nightmare.
Tennish!
Sheet
Urine it.
Don't sleep long in it.
She was feeling Sleepy.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Me neither. Help.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.
To see how long he slept for.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Shh I'm undercovers
Your head hits the ceiling!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
He wanted to be cool.
He's from Team Rocket
Because there is no try.
I set WHO free?
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
About tennish.
A peasantfeeling
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
The ultrasound people.!!
You owe me one cannoli.
A sneaker.
Don't get your sheets dirty!
