Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.