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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.