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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems