Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.