Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.