Dood
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Edgar Allan Po-Po
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
There is no afterlife.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
I literally cant even write now
A George Costanza.
Because he hates capitalism.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Depends on who wrote the script.
Claude Balls
An ese.
Once.
It's over, man.
There's no place like cd
Because Jesus saves.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
He writes scary stories.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
Life outside of prison.
Essays.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A pig pen!
Ransom notes.
Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Re-morse code
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
An -tuary!
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
French War Heroes.
A ransom note.
The Apostrosea.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
McRIP
A ball point banana!
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
It's pointless
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-
Pencil-in.
A bardvark!
He's writing an Algorithm!
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Write it down.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
He forgot his Loggins
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A penguin.
An algorithm.
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
A ball-point gorilla!
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
What else could possibly be in there
With a pig pen.
Gruesome.
A ghost writer.
With lots of drafts
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
Allah-t. Thanks for listening.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
They both wrote bad romance.
The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Snort stories
The Cat in the AT-AT
You switch sides at half time.
Scratch Paper!
Major Bumsore
And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
It's pointless just like this post
A No. 2 pencil.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
They're writing their last will and testament.
Best vicious of the season
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Becker the devil you know!
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Original Jokes.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Arkansas
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
