Dood
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Edgar Allan Po-Po
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
There is no afterlife.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
I literally cant even write now
A George Costanza.
Because he hates capitalism.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Depends on who wrote the script.
Claude Balls
Once.
It's over, man.
There's no place like cd
Because Jesus saves.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
He writes scary stories.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
Life outside of prison.
Essays.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A pig pen!
Ransom notes.
Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Re-morse code
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
An -tuary!
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
French War Heroes.
A ransom note.
The Apostrosea.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
McRIP
A ball point banana!
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
It's pointless
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Pencil-in.
A bardvark!
He's writing an Algorithm!
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Write it down.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
He forgot his Loggins
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A penguin.
An algorithm.
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
A ball-point gorilla!
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
What else could possibly be in there
With a pig pen.
Gruesome.
A ghost writer.
With lots of drafts
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
Allah-t. Thanks for listening.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
They both wrote bad romance.
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Snort stories
The Cat in the AT-AT
Scratch Paper!
Major Bumsore
It's pointless just like this post
A No. 2 pencil.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
They're writing their last will and testament.
Best vicious of the season
There is writing on the White-out.
They deliver
Exorcise books.
With love and hisses.
Pen and Oink!
An author-dontist
Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
She turned it over and used the other side.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Now is the winter of our discount tents
Ray Lewis
There was a fork in the road.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
They're good at planting evidence.
A rooster!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
There were no jokes in the Post.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
You've got no class.
Alane
2-Gainz
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
