Dood
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Edgar Allan Po-Po
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
There is no afterlife.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
I literally cant even write now
A George Costanza.
Because he hates capitalism.
Depends on who wrote the script.
Once.
It's over, man.
There's no place like cd
Because Jesus saves.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A pig pen!
Ransom notes.
Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Re-morse code
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
French War Heroes.
A ransom note.
The Apostrosea.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
McRIP
A ball point banana!
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
It's pointless
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Pencil-in.
A bardvark!
He's writing an Algorithm!
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
He forgot his Loggins
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A penguin.
An algorithm.
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
What else could possibly be in there
With a pig pen.
Gruesome.
A ghost writer.
With lots of drafts
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Allah-t. Thanks for listening.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
They both wrote bad romance.
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
The Cat in the AT-AT
Scratch Paper!
It's pointless just like this post
A No. 2 pencil.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
Best vicious of the season
There is writing on the White-out.
They deliver
Exorcise books.
With love and hisses.
Pen and Oink!
An author-dontist
She turned it over and used the other side.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
A ruff draft.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
A sic joke
Articulette
A Bronte-saurus.
In Kangarunes.
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
A meme-oir
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
He wrote sheet music.
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because on top of it was written: Open here.
A ball-point Penguin!
Removed
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
Very limited fonts.
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Don't go to school.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
The Apey-cees!
The asphalt.
Big holes all over Australia!
They don't have the right koalfications!
