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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po