Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*