Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.
They burn calories.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Foreignade.
