What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's