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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.