What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2