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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.