What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.