The lightbulb works fine...
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Well, it worked with the slaves.
Free shotgun
He works it out with a pencil.
Because they know all the short cuts!
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Plastic Surgery.
