The lightbulb works fine...
Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
They're always cutting lines
He kneaded the dough!
Cause it had a hard drive.
One.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Rocket Farts.