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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.