The lightbulb works fine...
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because their eggs stinked!
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Korea driven.
Because they'll work for p naughts.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
One, plus or minus one.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
A 4chan teller.