Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

People Jokes More People Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*