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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!