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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!