Because their eggs stinked!
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Because he is boring.
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because it has a turd in it.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
PIGLET: Beets me!
