Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!