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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*