Because it was covered in sheet
Geodorant.
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Bran He is Hodorless
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
Because their eggs stinked!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because the trees break wind.
Because it has a turd in it.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Because they like raising a stink!
It raises a stink!
Something that stinks and stings!
I am saury.
Because their feet stink.
Because he had a stinking cold!
Because he needed a crap.
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
None, but you can get food poisoning.
Because they're so easy to catch!
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
The living room
It's too square.
A roamin' numeral.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
PIGLET: Beets me!
They Take The Psycho Path
By moss code.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Because the stalks are all ears.