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Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.