Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long