Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.