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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.