Little Boy Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do miss Frizzle and the Catholic Church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Miso impossible

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks