Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Micheal Jackson Jokes More Micheal Jackson Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.