Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.