With a small loan of a million dollars.
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Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
Everywhere.
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
Because he lost his marbles.
Cancer.
AIDS
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.
He went to Jared
He went to Jared.
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Because he got hit by a car
He found a lump on his testicle.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Because it was a Number 2.
Haha, now we have AIDS
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
He was scared sheetless.
Little boys pants half off.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
They've both been in little boys.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Because they're practicing to be men.
He ran out of little boys
Very exciting
Bison.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
No wheezin'
He got hit by a bus
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
By losing a billion dollars in business.
They both lost their pop.
Sears.
He buys a new house.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Kids.
Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*
My dalmatian after being hit by a car
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.