Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Small Loan Jokes More Small Loan Jokes

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"