Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!