Little Boy Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do miss Frizzle and the Catholic Church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Let us prey.'

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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