When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.