When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.