She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Char-Jar Binks
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
He went to Jared.
Because they're practicing to be men.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
I went to Canada with my mum once
