She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.
So how do you drive this thing
A gallop poll.
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
He ran out of little boys
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Interracial
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
