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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!