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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress