Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Because they have their own scales!
I can see you
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
A snowfake.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
OC Dino-sore
The guay station.
Where you going essay!
A Warehouse.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.