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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.