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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.