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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."