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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."