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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Counter Strike Jokes More Counter Strike Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians