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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Counter Strike Jokes More Counter Strike Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians