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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.