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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.