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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs