Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.