Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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In Africa.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!