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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.