How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.