How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What are you?

Broke.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.