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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!