How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.