Ankle Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

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One mucks around in fountains.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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Twist

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.