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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out