What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)