What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out