Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Where are otters from?

Otter space!

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.