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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.