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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.