What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.