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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.