What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!