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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.