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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.