Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty