Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!