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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!