Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!