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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Spaceship Jokes More Spaceship Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty