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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.