Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.