He's flat Baroque...
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In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Their spaceships Netherland.
They're cheap.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Armin Van Buren.
She shattered his jaw!
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Edam...
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They are cheap.
Because they netherland.
The type of gas used.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They both slowly remove clogs.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Half a dog
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
They never expect a ring
I poop with both hands.
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
A flirtation device.
It was udder destruction.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
He was caught stroganoff
Unique up on it.