Dutch Jokes

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!