He's flat Baroque...
Goodentight
In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Their spaceships Netherland.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Armin Van Buren.
Edam...
TO SHLEEP!
The type of gas used.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They both slowly remove clogs.
Jail-O
Because he can't lace them.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
The traffic.
Bring on their subs!
Because the market got flooded.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
That's no gouda
Loan shark.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!