Dutch Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Cheese Maker Jokes More Cheese Maker Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Dyke Jokes More Dyke Jokes

Shatter Jokes More Shatter Jokes

Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it?

Because it's paneless.

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this