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Dutch Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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