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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out