Dutch Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

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She needed more concentration.

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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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