Dutch Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

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Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Translate Jokes More Translate Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.