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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge