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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge