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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.