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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.