When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.