When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.