What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.