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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'