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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber