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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.