What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!