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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.