Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.