Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.