Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.