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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!