Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!