Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!