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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze