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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.