What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

Vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog.

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.