What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other