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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.