What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!