What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa