What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.