What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!