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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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They bone

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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A whale-weigh station!

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At a whale weigh station

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How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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Rocket Farts.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.