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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Skele Ton Jokes More Skele Ton Jokes

How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.