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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Skele Ton Jokes More Skele Ton Jokes

How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.