How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How much does a corpse weigh?

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