Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.