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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...