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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.