Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.