March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.