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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.