Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.