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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.