Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!