Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.