It was a work of friction.
Damn, son. It's about time!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
To stop a kid napping.
Speed is relative, officer.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Because they want to see the front line too
Who wants to know?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
My hands.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Kermit the Frog's finger
