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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few