It was a work of friction.
Damn, son. It's about time!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
Because it wouldn't commute!
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
Because you have to change them.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Because you want them to work don't you
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
An order for two large plains.