Publish Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!