Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University