Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Why is it called finding nemo?

Been wondering for years