Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

Per

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!