Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.