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Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Con Descending Jokes More Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.