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Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)