It's just what we tend to do
The human one.
Boko Harambe
A harumble.
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
A transplant.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Because they'll bite us!
Mental Abuse To Humans
One life
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The Mediterranean Sea
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Lettuce pray
Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
He was just chasing tail.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
They use a conveyor belt.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
We both burn gas.
Time
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
A human.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
The Mediterranean.
Pick up lines
Squash.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Disney movies can still touch children.
He flew off the Handel
It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
Cargo pants
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
Are you positive
Salmon en route
De fishes
They use Google Mops.
A gyroscope.
Eggs actually get laid.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
You get banned from the petting zoo.
